Tungsten's Random Card-dump Junction

Tomatoad
WATER/Level 1
ATK/1500
DEF/1500
[Reptile/Effect]
This card is also an EARTH Plant-type Monster. You can Tribute this face-up card: Special Summon 1 Plant or Reptile-type Monster with 2000 ATK or less from your Deck. This card inflicts Piercing damage.

Andacondor
EARTH/Level 1
ATK/200
DEF/250
[Reptile/Effect] This card is also a WIND Winged Beast-type Monster. This card can attack the opponent directly. When this card inflicts battle damage to the opponent, this card's ATK increases by 1000.

Slaughtermelon
DARK/Level 8
ATK/2800
DEF/2400
[Plant/Effect] You can Special Summon this card from your hand by banishing 1 face-up Plant-type Monster. When this card destroys an opponent's monster in battle, Special Summon 1 Plant-type Monster from your hand or Graveyard except "Slaughtermelon".

Attack-O-Lantern
DARK/Level 7
ATK/2600
DEF/2500
[Plant/Effect] This card can attack all face-up monsters your opponent controls once each. This card cannot attack the opponent directly unless equipped with a Union Monster. When this card destroys an opponent's monster in battle, send 1 banished Plant-type Monster to it's owner's hand.

Maligncauli Flower
DARK/Level 5
ATK/2300
DEF/1700
[Plant/Effect] Monsters destroyed in battle by this card are banished face-down. Any Spell or Trap Cards destroyed while this card is face-up are banished face-down. Increase the ATK of this card by 200 for every face-down banished card in this current duel.

Pain Peony
EARTH/Level 4
ATK/1900
DEF/1700
[Plant] Good morning Good morning Good morning, it's time to rise and DIE. I hope you're tasting fine, the sun is just above the hill. Another stomach for you to fill.

Titanium Geranium
EARTH/Level 6
ATK/2500
DEF/1250
[Plant] There was a farmer who had a plant and then he was eaten whole, E-A-T-E-N, W-H-O-L-E, E-A-T-E-N, and then he was eaten whole.

Perpetually Murderous Father Bear
EARTH/Level 8
ATK/3000
DEF/2500
[Beast] Girls sitting on his chair. Girls sitting on his chair never changes. It can drive a bear mad really quick. Mad enough to kill every little girl in the world.

Omnicidal Egg Abomination
FIRE/Level 8
ATK/2800
DEF/3250
[Beast-Warrior/Effect] "All the kings horses and all the king's men, tasted absolutely delicious, I wish to feast again."

Giant Rooster
EARTH/Level 4
ATK/1900
DEF/1750
[Winged Beast] No, there are no phallic jokes here. Go away.

Bloolgumotrulolenolonedo
WIND/Level 3
ATK/1770
DEF/1290
[Pyro/Tuner] The Bloolgumotrulolenolonedo is a very dangerous creature. The most dangerous thing about the Bloolgumotrulolenolonedo is trying to warn everyone else that there is a Bloolgumotrulolenolonedo.

The King and Eye
FIRE/Level 1
ATK/1100
DEF/500
[Fiend] When I spit, you spit. When I kill, you kill. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!

Emperor Painguin
WATER/Level 4
ATK/1900
DEF/1600
[Aqua] You dance because you are happy, I dance because you are DEAD!