PILLAGE! RAPE! DESTROY! SWAG! At the TUCCG!

Apparently it's dead.

I found their set, and I SHALL SALVAGE WHAT I DESIRE IN THE NAME OF THE LCCG!

|Venomiscus, Plant Dwelling Snake|1|TRBS|Reptile/Effect|EARTH|4||1700|1000|This card is also treated as a Plant-Type monster. Once per turn, if this card is selected as an attack target, you can discard 2 cards from your hand to negate the attack. Once per turn, inflict 100 points of damage to your opponent for every card in there hand. If your opponent draws a card(s) outside of there Draw Phase, you can pay 500 points per card to place the card(s) at the bottom of the Deck.|

HOLY FUCK BRO! PILLAGED!

|Smash and Grab|2|TRBS|Trap Card|Trap|||||Activate this card when your opponent destroys a monster you control, remove the destroyed monster from play to destroy 1 card your opponent controls and add 1 card in your Graveyard to your Deck.|

NAH, I DONT NEED THAT SHIT IN MY GRAVE, ILL JUST BLOW UP YOUR SHIT ANYWAY. PILLAGED!

|Quick Breeze|4|TRBS|Trap Card|Trap|||||Pay 500 Life Points. Return 1 card on the field to it's owners hand.|

TEE HEE HEE, TWISTER OF REJECTION HAS A BUDDEH.

|Circuit Breaker|32|TRBS|Spell Card|Spell|||||Special Summon 1 Machine-Type monster from either players Graveyard, its effect is negated.|

GOOD ENOUGH.

|Flame Assisted Search|35|TRBS|Spell Card|Spell|||||Discard 1 Pyro-Type monster from your hand. Add 1 monster card to your hand from the Deck.|
|Zombification|36|TRBS|Spell Card|Spell||Quick-Play|||Pay 800 Life Points to change all monsters in your hand, on the field and in both players Graveyard to Zombie-Type monsters.|

DEAR GOD DEAR GOD DEAR GOD

|Joustin Beaver|48|TRBS|Beast-Warrior/Effect|WATER|6||2400|1400|Once per turn when you control 2 or more WATER monsters, you can destroy 1 face-up Attack Position monster your opponent controls. This card cannot declare an attack during the turn you activate this effect.|

YES. WHOEVER MADE THIS CARD, FUCK YEAH

|Bactrosaurus|88|TRBS|Dinosaur/Synchro/Effect|EARTH|5||2200|1900|1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters When this card attacks, switch the ATK and DEF of all face-up monsters your opponent controls until the end of the Battle Phase.|

|Pagoda Tank|99|TRBS|Machine/Effect|Earth|8||2800|2800|Once per turn, you can Special Summon 1 EARTH monster from your Graveyard.|

Joustin Beaver is Justin fucking Beiber. Well that was funny. It suit him now, so how you like that little girls? Bwahahaha.

PILLAGING

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

PILLAGING

ahh tuccg

woodland otk, those were good days.