The 1000 Layers of Hell.

In this Forum Game we number our level of hell, and then write a description about it with the format below:


Name:
Layer number:
Inhabitants:
Description:


Name is the name of your layer. The layer number is the number one higher than the most current layer (ergo, I post layer 1, you post layer 2, etc.) Inhabitants are the people who are sent there, and the monsters or beings who naturally inhabit the layer. Description is the good part, where you describe what your layer looks like and what it does.

Name: Stirge Loam
Layer number: 1
Inhabitants: Stirge and Myconids
Description: The Stirge Loam is a giant swamp that is riddled with sulfur and acid. Under all of the giant floating moss islands is a nigh endless plummet into acidic tar, filled to the brim with bones. The inhabitants are vampiric bird-like creatures known as the Stirges, who jump on lost souls stuck in the tar and brain them of all of their blood while they sit there stuck. When the Stirges are not tormenting the people stuck in the loam, there are Myconids, giant faceless people made out of fungus and mushrooms that afflict wandering sinners with evil spores that infect the persons skin, rotting it and replacing it with mold, until the person becomes a Myconid themselves. The air is very humid and sticky, and your lungs slowly get coated with a green slime.

Name: The True Meaning of Christmas
Layer number: 100
Inhabitants: seattleite
Description: You are condemned to make a card every day for all eternity and then have seattleite judge them. Every time a card is deemed unacceptable, you are forced to listen to a two hour patronizing lecture. As everything will always be deemed unacceptable, you will suffer the fate of an eternity of patronizing lectures. You begin rolling in your own excrement and attempting to lobotomise yourself with a ballpoint pen around week three.

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You are also forced to listen to irrelevant and inflammatory posts by Alfred even in a section devoted to spam.

yesss

First of all, it is irrelevant, secondly, you can't take a joke or are blindly loyal to someone you have never met in real life.

What? I'm not offended, just "joking" with you right?

implying the yesss was not one of enjoyment.

Name: The True Meaning of Christmas
Layer number: 100
Inhabitants: seattleite
Description: You are condemned to make a card every day for all eternity and then have seattleite judge them. Every time a card is deemed unacceptable, you are forced to listen to a two hour patronizing lecture. As everything will always be deemed unacceptable, you will suffer the fate of an eternity of patronizing lectures. You begin rolling in your own excrement and attempting to lobotomise yourself with a ballpoint pen around week three.

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You are also forced to listen to irrelevant and inflammatory posts by Alfred even in a section devoted to spam.


-shakes my head-

How pathetic can you get?