Rant time

This was my partner on a tag duel in devpro. I played Chaos Stun. He played a 60 card heal deck complete with Mask of the Accursed and Chain Healing.

There was macro (mine), gravity bind (his) and skill drain (opponent's) on the field, so we couldn't really do anything. We lost by me decking out. And I know I should've had a few MST in my deck, realizing this now.

[I'm Slan]



[SryBut]: I have an Problem
[Slan]: ?
[SryBut]: My deck only work with an Def Tag partner :/
[Slan]: i don't know what that means
[SryBut]: I have hand cards with effects, that all player cant attack. So offensive decks like you are not very perfect
[Slan]: oh i can make it work
[Slan]: it's not a big problem
[SryBut]: Hmm. I have an idea for you DD Deck
[SryBut]: Grinder Golem, inferno Tempest
[Slan]: yeah
[Slan]: i hate that combo
[Slan]: but that's for burn decks
[SryBut]: DD Dynamite
[SryBut]: from?
[SryBut]: Gran Maju da Eiza?
[SryBut]: "Gren
[Slan]: i know
[SryBut]: Do you have any of these Cards?
[Slan]: no
[SryBut]: why?
[Slan]: because burn decks are not fun
[SryBut]: Gran Maju is not Burn
[Slan]: and my deck is more anti-meta
[Slan]: there's no room for gren maju
[Slan]: and i can't summon it with chaos zone
[SryBut]: Gran maju?? sure
[SryBut]: And Gran Maju would have now 10400 atk and def
[Slan]: that would be nice, but it doesn't go with my deck
[SryBut]: and why?
[Slan]: because it's level 3
[Slan]: and chaos zone only summons level 4 or above
[Slan]: and it's FIRE
[SryBut]: D.D.R
[Slan]: chaos zone is better than ddr in my deck
[SryBut]: hhhhm
[SryBut]: I stop it to try it
[SryBut]: we will loose. i see it
[Slan]: if they destroy gravity bind we might win
[SryBut]: why should they?
[Slan]: if they make that mistake
[SryBut]: I only say. DD Dynamite=win
[SryBut]: 12600 Dmg
[Slan]: sure it wins games
[Slan]: but so does exodia
[Slan]: and everyone hates to play against exodia
[SryBut]: and?
[Slan]: i care more about using fun decks than winning
[SryBut]: I dont care what my enemy thinks about me
[SryBut]: I play what makes fun.
[SryBut]: BUt I hate to loose cuase guys of you dont like cards who will harmony PERFECT with their decks
[Slan]: seriously?
[SryBut]: jep
[SryBut]: I am
[Slan]: why is my deck not like yours
[Slan]: why is your deck not like mine?
[SryBut]: with one simply card, your deck will be OP
[SryBut]: but no. You dont like this card so shit on the win
[Slan]: if i wanted to play op decks i would have played prophecy
[Slan]: or dragon rulers
[SryBut]: DD is one of the most op decks ever
[Slan]: sooo
[SryBut]: Cause most decks plays with the graveyard
[Slan]: why are you playing heal then?
[Slan]: why aren't you playing dd?
[SryBut]: Cause Its harmony with the most decks.
[Slan]: gravity bind is not harmony with my deck
[SryBut]: I play DD. DD is my Main deck. But Sometimes I need relief
[Slan]: sure
[Slan]: i play agents. but sometimes i need relief
[Slan]: too
[SryBut]: you dont need to believe me
[SryBut]: idc about you. I hope we will never play again with each other.
[Slan]: sure just blame me for everything
[Slan]: and not for your 60 card deck
[SryBut]: Yeah We loose cause you have no card to draw now
[SryBut]: I guve us lifepoints to save.
[Slan]: because i would have won if you didn't have gravity bind
[SryBut]: I hope we see never again
[Slan]: if you wanted a tag partner who played healburn
[Slan]: then go find one

lmao that't hilarious

Why didn't you just forfeit and save yourself the half hour of typing to a moron?

Darkest Hour wrote:Why didn't you just forfeit and save yourself the half hour of typing to a moron?

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