Lolicon! At the Disco! The Duke fights the Lion of Terror! Chlorine Free!

Darkest Hour wrote:|Green Slime|0|????|Aqua/Effect|EARTH|3||1400|1100|When your opponent declares an attack against this monster with a non-FIRE monster, pay 1000 Life Points to negate the attack and equip the attacking monster to this card as an Equip Card. If the equipped monster remains equipped to this card during your End Phase, the monster is destroyed, and this card's ATK and DEF is increased by the ATK and DEF of the equipped monster. If this card is destroyed and monster(s) are equipped to this card, return them to their owner's sides of the field.|Powerful stall, i s'pose Ok though

|Gray Ooze|0|????|Aqua/Effect|EARTH|2||1100|700|During the End of your opponent's Battle Phase, if you control no monsters, you can Special Summon any number of "Gray Ooze" from your Graveyard to either side of the field. This card cannot be removed from play.|This card looks like hella fun.

|Black Pudding|0|????|Aqua/Effect|DARK|4||1800|500|This card cannot be destroyed by battle with a DARK Monster, and is unaffected by the effect(s) of DARK Monsters, except this card. When this card is destroyed by battle with a non-DARK Monster, equip this card to the monster who destroyed this card and reduce it's ATK by 400. When the equipped monster is destroyed by battle, Special Summon this card to your side of the field.| Deadly tasty dessert is deadly and tasty

|White Mousse|0|????|Aqua/Effect|WATER|4||1700|600|Negate the effects of all WIND Monsters on the field, in the hand and in the Graveyard. If this card battles a WATER monster, it is destroyed after the Damage Step.|
Good sidedecky thing. Though I fail to see the logic of how "Desert Bandit" is weaker than a dessert Lol