Scenario Time!!!1!!!!111111!
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Scenario Time!!!1!!!!111111!
Post how you would manage in these situations. I will add 3 new situations every 2 days.
- Scenarios 1-3:
Scenario 1: You're stranded on a life-raft in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with a clown, a wooden spoon, a lighter and a duck. You will be rescued but not for 1 month. How would you survive using only these items?
Scenario 2: You're going to a big fancy party. You are wearing a tuxedo, but you got the directions mixed up and end up going inside a gay bar and the wind blows the invitation with the directions away. Without knowledge of how to get to the party, or the name of the facility the party is in, how would you get there?
Scenario 3: Your test driving the new Ferrari RXL-Spider 9000 before you buy it. It costs $562,391,846. You end up crashing the car 3 miles from the dealership and kill 3 people, but you survived without a scratch. How would you avoid paying for it, and avoid going to jail?
- Scenarios 4-6:
Scenario 4: You're watching a porno in your room when your girlfriend/boyfriend (Depending your gender/sexual preference) is about to walk into your room. Inside the room your in has a bed, closet, door to the attic, but no window. In the attic is a ladder, a rope, and a shotgun. Inside the closet is all your clothes, and disguises, such as a detective agent, ninja, Ash Ketchum, and Phoenix Wright. You have 30 seconds to avoid the wrath of your GF/BF, how do you manage this?
Scenario 5: You are driving an ATV the desert. Your ATV loses a Wheel, you crash, and fly off, hitting a rock, and knock yourself out. You wake up after a day. You have no idea who you are or where you are, and as an added bonus, your cell phone is broken, but you have a 65 ft long rope, and 1 bottle of water that is half full. You have 2 days to wander 21 miles out of the desert before you die. How will you make it back to civilization and get the proper treatment?
Scenario 6: You are dining at a 4 1/2 star restaurant with your GF/BF. Your GF/BF leaves and you notice your EX that you still care about is across the table... alone. You have no idea how long the person your with will take in the bathroom, and out of a dumbass idea, you go and talk to your ex for 5 minutes. Your current GF walks out and notices you with her, and she wants to kill you. You try to escape via car, but she has the car keys. How will you avoid being murdered by a crazy woman?
- My solutions:
1. I would Murder the clown and toss the duck into the ocean. Then light the spoon on fire, roast the clown, and eat every part of the clown (Minus the genitals) and use its clothes as a blanket. Then after 4 weeks of living, on roasted clown, get rescued.
2. I would find someone else who is heading to the party, mug them, steal their invitation, their car, and any other valuables, then arrive fashionably late to the party.
3. Since I have the funds to purchase a car like that, i would change my name, have a scientist genetically alter my DNA so i no longer had the same appearance as the person who murdered those 3 people. Then proceed to find someone identical to my former self, and blame him for the murders.
4. I would leave the mess i may have made. Dress up as Phoenix Wright, and anytime my GF would yell at me, i would yell OBJECTION in the middle of her sentences.
5. I would tie the water bottle to the end of the rope to bring down a falcon, train it for a day, then spend the last day riding the falcon back to civilization.
6. I would haul butt down the road tossing trash cans behind me hoping that one of them stops here. After a while she will eventually stop assuming she does not , but I'd still run a few more blocks before stopping and move in with my ex just long enough until my GF cools down so can get my stuff and move out of that house to a new one.
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Insert Name Here- Posts : 82
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Re: Scenario Time!!!1!!!!111111!
Insert Name Here wrote:
Scenario 1: You're stranded on a life-raft in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with a clown, a wooden spoon, a lighter and a duck. You will be rescued but not for 1 month. How would you survive using only these items?
Scenario 2: You're going to a big fancy party. You are wearing a tuxedo, but you got the directions mixed up and end up going inside a gay bar and the wind blows the invitation with the directions away. Without knowledge of how to get to the party, or the name of the facility the party is in, how would you get there?
Scenario 3: Your test driving the new Ferrari RXL-Spider 9000 before you buy it. It costs $562,391,846. You end up crashing the car 3 miles from the dealership and kill 3 people, but you survived without a scratch. How would you avoid paying for it, and avoid going to jail?
1. Kill the clown and use its pasty skin as a suit. The sharks would mistake me for a great white and revere me as a leader. I would join their gang of sharks, swimming the ocean and eating smaller fish to survive.
2. I would throw a party so big everyone else would get jealous and leave that one.
3. Dig underground and live with the mole people.
Re: Scenario Time!!!1!!!!111111!
Insert Name Here wrote:Post how you would manage in these situations. I will add 3 new situations every 2 days.
Scenario 1: You're stranded on a life-raft in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with a clown, a wooden spoon, a lighter and a duck. You will be rescued but not for 1 month. How would you survive using only these items?
Scenario 2: You're going to a big fancy party. You are wearing a tuxedo, but you got the directions mixed up and end up going inside a gay bar and the wind blows the invitation with the directions away. Without knowledge of how to get to the party, or the name of the facility the party is in, how would you get there?
Scenario 3: Your test driving the new Ferrari RXL-Spider 9000 before you buy it. It costs $562,391,846. You end up crashing the car 3 miles from the dealership and kill 3 people, but you survived without a scratch. How would you avoid paying for it, and avoid going to jail?
My answers:
1. I would Murder the clown and toss the duck into the ocean. Then light the spoon on fire, roast the clown, and eat every part of the clown (Minus the genitals) and use its clothes as a blanket. Then after 4 weeks of living, on roasted clown, get rescued.
2. I would find someone else who is heading to the party, mug them, steal their invitation, their car, and any other valuables, then arrive fashionably late to the party.
3. Since I have the funds to purchase a car like that, i would change my name, have a scientist genetically alter my DNA so i no longer had the same appearance as the person who murdered those 3 people. Then proceed to find someone identical to my former self, and blame him for the murders.
Scenario 1: Fuck waiting, imma make both the clown and the duck paddle back to land (You never said that i can't have knowledge of where land is.
Scenario 2: Call up a friend i know for a fact is going, murder them, and take their invite/car/deed to their house/dog/social security card/credit card/anything sexually provacative inside their car and house.
Scenario 3: Go to Soviet Russia.
Nova Orbis- Posts : 47
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Re: Scenario Time!!!1!!!!111111!
It's Midnight here, 3 new scenarios ^.^
Insert Name Here- Posts : 82
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Re: Scenario Time!!!1!!!!111111!
[quote="Insert Name Here"]Post how you would manage in these situations. I will add 3 new situations every 2 days.
- Scenarios 1-3:
Scenario 1: You're stranded on a life-raft in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with a clown, a wooden spoon, a lighter and a duck. You will be rescued but not for 1 month. How would you survive using only these items? Kill my self with the spoon
Scenario 2: You're going to a big fancy party. You are wearing a tuxedo, but you got the directions mixed up and end up going inside a gay bar and the wind blows the invitation with the directions away. Without knowledge of how to get to the party, or the name of the facility the party is in, how would you get there? run away until i find a hotel, call one of my friends
Scenario 3: Your test driving the new Ferrari RXL-Spider 9000 before you buy it. It costs $562,391,846. You end up crashing the car 3 miles from the dealership and kill 3 people, but you survived without a scratch. How would you avoid paying for it, and avoid going to jail? id accept my fine, go to prison (it isnt hit and run if i dont run,would be considerd an accident)
- Scenarios 4-6:
Scenario 4: You're watching a porno in your room when your girlfriend/boyfriend (Depending your gender/sexual preference) is about to walk into your room. Inside the room your in has a bed, closet, door to the attic, but no window. In the attic is a ladder, a rope, and a shotgun. Inside the closet is all your clothes, and disguises, such as a detective agent, ninja, Ash Ketchum, and Phoenix Wright. You have 30 seconds to avoid the wrath of your GF/BF, how do you manage this? Don't stop watching, because every girl i've ever dated would get turned on by that...
Scenario 5: You are driving an ATV the desert. Your ATV loses a Wheel, you crash, and fly off, hitting a rock, and knock yourself out. You wake up after a day. You have no idea who you are or where you are, and as an added bonus, your cell phone is broken, but you have a 65 ft long rope, and 1 bottle of water that is half full. You have 2 days to wander 21 miles out of the desert before you die. How will you make it back to civilization and get the proper treatment? find the wheel and try to fix the ATV if that dosn't work id make shelter for that day, and then walk all night, at 5 miles per hour (jog speed) i would get out of the desert before sunrise.
Scenario 6: You are dining at a 4 1/2 star restaurant with your GF/BF. Your GF/BF leaves and you notice your EX that you still care about is across the table... alone. You have no idea how long the person your with will take in the bathroom, and out of a dumbass idea, you go and talk to your ex for 5 minutes. Your current GF walks out and notices you with her, and she wants to kill you. You try to escape via car, but she has the car keys. How will you avoid being murdered by a crazy man/woman? Try to talk it out?
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Re: Scenario Time!!!1!!!!111111!
4. I would Go up in the attic, grab the shotgun, and blow his head off.
5. hmmmm, ill treat it like that episode of Spongebob where they deliver pizzas and drive a rock home.
6. I would punch his taint, take the keys and drive away
5. hmmmm, ill treat it like that episode of Spongebob where they deliver pizzas and drive a rock home.
6. I would punch his taint, take the keys and drive away
Nova Orbis- Posts : 47
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